Mootthings: Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Saturday 15 December 2007

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

This morning we were meant to get up early to go Christmas shopping.

At 11 o'clock I say to C (who is lying in bed reading), "Aren't you going to get up and get ready to go shopping?"

"Yeah, in a minute", says C, "I'm just reading this article on procrastination".

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